Don't marry a lady that cannot cook for you at 3am - Joro Olumofin advises men

Popular Nigerian relationship expert as
fondly called and Instagram blogger,
Adejoro Olumofin, as created a test for
eligible bachelors on any lady they wish
to marry.
Joro Olumofin took to his Instagram
handle on Monday, March 6, to share
his advice to other guys saying:




















“Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria,
any lady who doesn't pass at least 15
out of these tests is not a wife material
by LOVE DOCTOR @joroolumofin.
This article is inspired by a
conversation I had with a couple of
friends at a resort over the weekend.
We realized that unlike our parents
times it's very hard to identify the
ONE because of social media, wedding
pressures, most girls looking like
barbies. Are there still loving
traditional supportive women out
there?
Here are a few tests you can run on a
prospective wife or lover
1. Ask her on a date using Keke
Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you
have a car
2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup,
weave-on or attachments
3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date
and see how she reacts
4. Tell her you lost your job or you
want to pursue your dreams OR
you're quitting your job to be a DJ or
barber
5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to
make you Eba and Okro soup
6. Tell her you're celibate and you
don't want to sleep with her till
marriage
7. Tell her you want to resign your job
to be a worker in the house of God
with little income.
8. Get her all dressed up and take her
to a fast food joint.
9. If you have a beard, shave it all up
10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling
while serving you food
11. Propose without a ring




















12. Tell her your mother and 2
siblings are moving in with you after
marriage
13. Tell her she must attend mid-week
service and join the choir mistress
gild
14. Tell her you're going country,
leaving the city and moving to Iyana
Iba or mowe ibafo
15. Tell her to add your mom, dad and
all siblings on social media
16. Only on April fools tell her you got
a University girl pregnant. Only on
Aprils Fool Day.
17. Tell her you're going for a course
and she should wait for you, be it
( MSc , MBA, PhD )
18. Tell her your mother will be
cooking for you
19. Tell her she can't watch ZeeWorld
or Telemundo anymore.
20. Tell her no makeup artist,
professional photographer for your
wedding that you're saving up.

Fellas trust me, try this. You will
thank me later. Watch her facial
Expressions and body language you
will get the true 'ID' persona /
archetypes of your partner.”

Wonders shall never end!


Culled from: Naij.com

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